Bold And The Beautiful Couples Who Won T Make It Through 2020

Okay, let's dish. It’s that time of year again. You know, the time when we pull out our crystal balls (or, you know, our super-powered soap opera intuition) and predict which Bold and the Beautiful couples are doomed. And this year? Oh, honey, 2020 is looking… spicy. Like, extra chili flake spicy. Some of these duos are practically begging for a dramatic exit. Get ready to place your bets!

We all love a good love story, right? But on B&B, love is more like a roller coaster with a surprise loop-de-loop. And sometimes, that loop-de-loop is actually a cliff. So, who’s teetering on the precipice of heartbreak as the year winds down? Let’s dive in!

The Obvious Ones.

First up, the couple that makes us all groan and roll our eyes. You know who I’m talking about. Their drama is so predictable, it’s practically a B&B drinking game. Take a shot every time they say “I can’t live without you” and then immediately do something that proves the opposite. Fun, right? Except for their livers.

Their entire relationship is built on a foundation of… well, what exactly? Secrets? Lies? A shared love for incredibly questionable fashion choices? It’s hard to say. But whatever it is, it's definitely not built to last through another calendar year. Especially not this calendar year. The universe just has it out for them, I think.

Honestly, their biggest threat isn't another person. It's themselves. Their own stubbornness. Their inability to communicate. Their habit of running into each other’s exes at the most awkward moments possible. It's a masterclass in self-sabotage. And we, the audience, get to watch the whole glorious mess unfold. Popcorn, anyone?

The "Are They Even Still Together?" Couple.

Then there’s the pair who, frankly, we sometimes forget are a couple. They’re like that one piece of furniture in your house you’ve had forever. Functional, but not exactly exciting. They might be around, but are they thriving? Let’s just say their spark has dimmed. More like a flickering candle in a hurricane. Or maybe a forgotten lightbulb in the basement.

Remember when they first got together? It was all whispers and longing glances. Now it’s more like polite nods and scheduled arguments about whose turn it is to take out the recycling. Thrilling stuff. The passion has flown the coop, leaving behind… domesticity. And on B&B, that’s usually a death knell.

Their storylines have become so beige, you could paint a wall with them. And it wouldn’t be a vibrant color. We’re talking ‘hospital waiting room beige.’ They need a jolt. A scandal. A dramatic reveal. Something to wake them (and us) up. Without it, they’re just… existing. And existing is not a B&B relationship goal.

The "Too Good To Be True" Duo.

Ah, the couple that makes us all feel a little warm and fuzzy. The ones who seem to have it all figured out. Perfect hair, perfect smiles, perfect, sickeningly sweet declarations of love. We want them to last. But deep down, we know. It’s a trap. It's the calm before the storm. And the storm, my friends, is brewing.

There’s always a secret. Or a hidden agenda. Or a long-lost relative who shows up with a briefcase full of incriminating evidence. It’s the B&B way. You can’t have too much happiness without something terrible lurking in the shadows. It’s a cosmic balance, or something. And this particular balance is about to tip, hard.

Maybe it’s a misunderstanding that spirals out of control. Maybe it’s a past indiscretion that comes back to haunt them. Or maybe, just maybe, one of them is secretly plotting to steal the other’s entire fashion empire. Who knows! That’s the fun part. We just know that this idyllic bubble is about to burst. Like a perfectly frosted cake that someone drops on the floor. Splat.

The "We've Seen This Movie Before" Repeat Offenders.

And then there are the couples who are destined to break up and make up, only to break up again. It’s like a B&B groundhog day, but with more designer outfits and less Bill Murray. They’re stuck in a loop. A romantic, dramatic, slightly insane loop.

They love each other, they hate each other, they’re confused by each other. They are the definition of toxic, but in a way that’s so entertaining, we can’t look away. Their chemistry is undeniable, which is why they keep coming back to each other. Like moths to a very dramatic flame.

But even moths have their limits. And even the most resilient B&B couples can’t withstand the relentless onslaught of scheming exes, misguided intentions, and the occasional bout of amnesia. This year, I’m betting one of these cyclical lovers finally breaks free. Or at least takes a really, really long vacation. Somewhere without cell service.

Why We Love This Drama.

So, why do we get so invested in these fictional relationships crashing and burning? It's simple, really. It's drama. It's escapism. It's a chance to feel smug about our own, relatively stable, romantic lives. Or at least, more stable.

Plus, the costumes are always on point. Even in heartbreak, B&B characters manage to look fabulous. A true inspiration. And the cliffhangers! Oh, the cliffhangers! They leave us gasping for air, just waiting for the next episode. It’s a delicious addiction.

2020 is already shaping up to be a doozy for romance in Los Angeles. So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for the inevitable relationship wreckage. It’s going to be a wild ride!