10 Predictions We Re Making About Glow Season 2

Okay, deep breaths everyone! The wait for Glow Season 2 has felt like an eternity, hasn't it? We've rewatched Season 1 approximately a million times, practically memorized Ruth's screams and Debbie's eye-rolls. But fear not, fellow Glowheads, because the universe has clearly heard our pleas! We've been busy doing some serious crystal ball gazing (okay, mostly just obsessively scrolling through fan theories and re-reading interviews), and we've cooked up some seriously fun predictions for what's coming our way.

Get ready to buckle up, buttercups, because these predictions are so good, they might just be gospel. We're talking about plot twists that will make your jaw hit the floor, character arcs that will have you sobbing happy tears, and maybe, just maybe, a few more sequins than we ever thought possible. So grab your favorite snacks, settle in, and let's dive headfirst into the glorious, glitter-filled future of GLOW!

1. The Bash Brothers Take Over Everything (and We Mean EVERYTHING)

Seriously, how could they not? These two are pure chaos, pure joy, and pure, unadulterated entertainment. We're picturing them getting their own spin-off wrestling shows within the show. Think less wrestling, more high-octane, glitter-fueled musical numbers with questionable life choices.

Imagine them hosting their own talk show, "Bash Broadcast," where they interview other wrestlers and accidentally start wrestling matches mid-interview. It's going to be glorious. We also predict they'll try to adopt a wrestling-themed pet, like a grumpy badger named "The Badger of Pain."

2. Carmen "Machu Picchu" Wade Gets Her Moment in the Sun (and Maybe a Little Shade)

Carmen has been simmering in the background, a powerhouse waiting to explode. We're predicting a major solo storyline for her, where she finally confronts her dad and his old-school wrestling ways. This isn't going to be a quiet confrontation, oh no.

Picture it: Carmen, in full "Machu Picchu" regalia, challenging her father to a grudge match in front of a crowd of bewildered fans. She'll win, obviously, and then probably give a rousing speech about respecting female wrestlers. We might also see her develop a surprisingly deep friendship with one of the more unlikely characters, like Melrose.

3. Melrose's "Evil Queen" Persona Evolves into Something... More Nuanced?

Melrose is our resident queen of sass and questionable decisions. We think Season 2 will see her persona soften just a tiny bit, but still maintain that delicious edge. Maybe she starts a "Melrose's Makeover" segment for the other wrestlers, but it secretly involves a lot of passive-aggressive critiques.

We're also hoping for a storyline where she has to team up with someone she absolutely despises for the greater good of GLOW. Think of the sparks flying! This could lead to a reluctant respect, or a hilariously explosive rivalry. Either way, we're here for it.

4. Debbie's Journey from Hollywood Wife to Wrestling Mogul Hits Overdrive

Debbie Eagan has had a rollercoaster ride, and we think Season 2 is all about her taking control. She's tasted the power and the passion of GLOW, and she's not going back to just being a background player. We predict she'll start making bolder moves to elevate the show, perhaps even trying to get it onto national television.

This might involve her clashing with Sam more, as they have very different visions. We're also envisioning a moment where she has to defend GLOW to her ex-husband or some stuffy Hollywood executive. She'll unleash her inner "Liberty Belle" and tell them exactly where to stick their opinions.

5. Sam's Gruff Exterior Cracks (Just a Little) – Maybe a Hug?

Oh, Sam. Our beloved, perpetually grumpy director. We know there's a heart of gold under that denim jacket, and Season 2 might just show us a sliver of it. We predict he'll have a moment of genuine vulnerability, perhaps prompted by seeing how much GLOW means to the women.

Maybe he even cracks a smile when the show gets a big win. We're not asking for a full-on hug yet, but a gruff nod of approval would be a monumental step. We also foresee him secretly trying to impress his daughter, even if it's in his own, spectacularly awkward way.

6. Ruth's Quest for Hollywood Stardom Gets a GLOW-ing Reality Check

Ruth Wilder's ambition is a force of nature. We think Season 2 will see her grappling with the reality that "making it" in Hollywood isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially when compared to the sisterhood and genuine connection she's found in GLOW.

We predict a moment where she gets a taste of the superficiality of the mainstream film industry and realizes her true passion lies in the ring. Perhaps a cheesy rom-com role that she completely bombs. She'll come back to GLOW with renewed purpose, ready to embrace her Zoya the Destroya.

7. Introducing a Rival Wrestling Promotion – Because Every Good Story Needs a Villain!

Every wrestling show needs a rival, right? We're predicting the emergence of a slick, corporate-backed wrestling league that tries to poach GLOW's talent and steal their thunder. Think ridiculously over-the-top costumes and even more ridiculously inflated egos.

This rival league will try to discredit GLOW, calling them "amateur hour" or "a circus." This will, of course, only make our ladies fight harder. We're picturing a dramatic showdown at a neutral venue, where GLOW proves their mettle.

8. A Surprise Romance Blooms Amidst the Body Slams and Sparkle

It wouldn't be GLOW without a little bit of heart! We're predicting at least one unexpected romance blossoming between two of the wrestlers. It could be a slow burn, a forbidden love, or even something completely out of left field.

Imagine the drama and the gossip! Think of two characters who seem completely incompatible at first glance, but then BAM, sparks fly. Maybe it's a secret relationship that the whole team has to help keep under wraps, leading to hilarious near-misses.

9. The 'Little' GLOW Takes a Giant Leap Forward

This is the season where GLOW, the actual show within the show, starts to gain some serious traction. We're talking bigger audiences, more press, and maybe even a few celebrity fans showing up. The stakes are getting higher!

Imagine a moment where their show is broadcast live nationally, and they have to pull off something truly spectacular. This could also lead to them dealing with newfound fame and the pressures that come with it. They'll be superstars, but still our messy, lovable GLOW.

10. A Cliffhanger Ending That Will Leave Us Screaming for Season 3!

Because, let's be honest, that's just how the GLOW cookie crumbles. We're predicting a massive, game-changing event at the end of Season 2. Something that shakes up the status quo and leaves us absolutely desperate for more.

Maybe a beloved character gets a life-altering offer that forces them to leave GLOW. Or perhaps the rival promotion launches a hostile takeover. Whatever it is, we're bracing ourselves for the ultimate GLOW-induced anxiety. Bring on the glitter, the drama, and the unadulterated fun!